The REAL leng luis of Sarawak (takde tipu punya)
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Update #1: The unassuming title has triggered a massive amount of traffic after pinging. Says a lot about you people. Hamsap.
Update #2: Heard rumors from Sarawak’s Tourism Board and Immigration Department confirming there was an influx of horny Peninsular Malaysia males to the state after this article was put up. AirAsia was also rumored to be taking advantage of this situation by increasing the number of flights to Kuching. Way to go, Tony!
After posting this article last Monday, I received quite a lot of flak from friends(especially Sarawakians) who claim that what I wrote and the pictures shown were totally not fair and unjust to Sarawak’s population of pretty girls.
Some even threatened to kick my ass all the way back to Peninsular Malaysia if I don’t do a follow up post to rectify this so called ridiculousness that I created. They even claimed that my post had hurt Sarawak’s tourism industry so much so that people had developed a phobia towards this state thinking that the female population has decreased to such a low level that trannies have effectively taken over the state.
Then there was this not-so-silent threat to force-feed me RAW sago worms (my favorite actually) if I don’t TELL THE WHOLE WORLD HOW PRETTY SARAWAKIAN GIRLS ARE.
Should ask a_giu about this. He’s the one with the Sarawakian girlfriend. 
Alright, without further a due, I’ve been forced taken the liberty to showcase the ‘finer’ side of the Land of Hornbills. I’ve searched high and low(from my hard disk) to present you – Sarawak’s leng luis:
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Typical Sarawakian office workers. This picture might mislead you to believe that these women were on sale when in fact they were. I mean they were selling their skills as accountants, secretary, office work etc etc la! What are you thinking?
Taken with a camera phone inside a car hence I only managed a back shot. Hmmm… I do have to admit I have a thing for women in black panty hoses. This pic is old, taken in 2005 which explains the chemically straightened hair. I believe the current trend now is curly ala maggi mee kolok mee (*Update).
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Taken on top of Pohon Mas in my uni with a camera phone, again. This picture doesn’t do her justice cause she’s not bad looking at all. Please ignore the buffoon on the right.
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Haha, another back(side) shot. My friend took this btw, at Tun Jugah. He said he took this pic cause the girl on the left was wearing a white skirt so shear and transparent, not only can he make out the color of her panties, he can also discern the shape! Who said Kuching girls are boring?
Some shots from the Rainforest Musical thing:
That’s a sape they were playing.
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Some traditional dance. I have a lot more pics in my possession, but I’m not going to post up pics of Sarawak girls in bikinis, lingerie etc etc. Not the right thing to do.
Often times, when I go back to Peninsular, my friends would always ask me how a native Sarawakian girl looks like. They wanna know how pretty is an Iban girl, or Bidayuh, Melanau, Kayan, Penan etc. So, to shut their mouth, here you go:
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Ok ka?
