The Amazing Race Asia 2: The good, the bad and the bitches.
Alright, this is not a review of The Amazing Race Asia 2 (henceforth known as TARA2) but a rather cynical view of the show based on my perceptive observation. Anyone of you crybabies wanna accuse me of slander or lying about their favorite teams, please run back to your mommies or buy some tampons.
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1. The Good: A hell lot of babes.
What can I say, the producers of TARA2 obviously wasn’t sleeping on the job anymore (unlike TARA1). When I first watch TARA1 I thought what the hell? With the exception of the Philippines team of Aubrey and Jacq, the rest of the contestants looked more like they’re going to the fish market then going for a globe-trotting competition! Seriously, they ALL scream AUNTIES on their foreheads.
But TARA2 is different, almost all the females (excluding Marc & Rovilson, they’re bitches) were HOT. Let me run down the list of hotties here – Monica (actress, Miss Chinese International Pageant), Kinaryosih (actress, model)
That’s Kinaryosih on the right. Bret is one lucky son of a bitch. I found another hotter pic of Kinar:
Slurps…
PAS says ‘Selamat Tahun Baru Cina 2008’ and my first politically inspired CNY card.
My mom went shopping the other day and came back with what looked like the kind of plastic bag that terrorists would use to conceal bombs. On closer inspection it did look kind of normal:
I asked where she got it from. She said there was a stall near the mall, y’know kind of like a palm-reading stall with big flags all over. The flag was green with a gigantic splat of white splat in the middle. Then I said “ohhhhh, yah yah I know those buggers. So nice hor, they still very thoughtful to give out stuffs this festive season.”
But before I could even say ‘Muhibah’ some kid nearby went all psycho and spear me right at the crotch while hissing the words “election is near you idiot!” That pretty much jolted me back to reality (while holding my jewels).
A closer inspection of the plastic bag reveals 2 things; a CNY greeting card courtesy of your very friendly election hopeful and 2 mandarin oranges. Since my house is already overflowing with oranges already I’ve decided to give those 2 oranges to my Malay neighbor.
Why give them away? You can say I’m paranoid but I sure as hell ain’t gonna eat anything from people with ulterior motives (be it from opposition or government). Think nasi kangkang but in this case it’s more appropriate to call it oren kangkang. And since my neighbor is from Kelantan, I’m sure he wouldn’t have any qualms about eating them (whether or not they were laced with crotch juice is a different matter).
Let’s take a look at the card:
Like woah! These dudes have certainly put a lot of effort in the ass licking wooing voters part. Not bad at all considering that the ruling party isn’t even doing anything similar other than pissing people off. Or was it just my area?
Wow! After reading this card, I am so moved I can literally feel my balls quivering (or was it tingling?) with joy. I am so gonna vote for the opposition this coming election. Yipee!
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Just kidding.
Anyway, I’m neither anti-opposition nor pro-government. It’s just that they all have their own personal agenda which most of the time seems to benefit them rather than us rakyats. The only similarity I can see are the constant ass-licking and crotch grabbing come election day.
Ok time to cut the crap. I’m wishing all my readers a Happy Chinese New Year.
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Another one? Ok, why not?
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Another one, for your viewing pleasure:
I’m getting ridiculous.
Movie review – Body Snatchers: Malaysia
Not actually a movie review but if you read Howsy, The Sensintrovert’s article about body snatching(especially the lower part) you would feel almost like reading the script of a horror movie. Instead of zombies digging up corpses, you have people or in this case “authorities” doing the deed.
My, my some people just can’t be content with their iron fists rule over living people, now it seems they want to have jurisdicktion over the dead as well.
So remember people, sometimes it’s easy for you to get your legs into a shit hole, but that doesn’t mean you can pull them out easily. Once you’re in it you’re stuck for life. Even the law can’t(or won’t) help you.
And even if you’re dead stuck at that shit hole, you can’t do shit about it(haha) cause in the end you have no control over your own dead body. Pretty shitty eh?(again, haha)
Enjo kōsai: Compensated dating or prostitution?
I’ve heard about this Enjo kōsai thing for a long time, first mentioned by Audrey in one of her older entries. Kinda stucked in my mind for awhile because it sounded somewhat fascinating. But beyond that, I never did bother doing more research on it partly because I was too busy with my new found hobby – photography (which kicks ass).
And to remind you all the photography asses I’ve kicked, here’s one of my favorite (out of the thousands I took with my FE):
A couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine mentioned Enjo kōsai again where he talked about this video he watched from YouTube. The video was about Enjo kōsai, its providers and clients. In case you guys are still brain numb about what Enjo kōsai is, here’s the definition I stole directly from wikipedia:
Enjo-kōsai (援助交際) or its shortened form enkō (援交), in which enjo means subsidy or support and kōsai means company or association, literally translates to subsidized dating or compensated dating. It is a practice in Japan where women are paid with money or items by older men for their companionship. The female participants range from school-age girls to housewives. A common misconception is that enjo-kōsai always involves some form of sexual activities.
The companionship can involve sexual activities although it is not always the case. Alright who am I bullshitting? Of course it involves some form of sexual activities you morons! I mean you’d expect a 40 year old balding, pot-bellied guy to pay hundreds of dollars(or thousands of yen) to a hot nubile 16 year old school girl just to accompany him sing karaoke? Well hell yeah maybe those pathetic men would do that, but I bet 90% of the time their hands would be somewhere else while singing.
Personally, I’ve yet to watch the video. However, I did do some research and found out that Enjo-kōsai has gone the digital age. Enjo-kōsaiers have already begun advertising their services on-line (Enjo-kōsaiers – a term I invented for people who provide the companionship, applies to guys too cause I’m not sexist). Check out one of their pics (might not be safe for work):
Included in the website are things like how much they charge (per hour), body measurements, age and etc. There are some that I didn’t catch because they were in Japanese.
Vageyena Man spotted in Malaysia.
From today’s NST:
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YEARGHHH!!!! VAGEYENA MAN KILLING RABBITS AND RUINING THEIR ASSES!!! GET THE HELL OUT!!!
I know I know you’d probably wonder why I am still reading mainstream newspaper. I didn’t buy it ok? Just read nia la.
In case you’re wondering what a Vageyena Man is, go to this site.
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